Contador, Auditor e Princípios Contábeis

Para descontrair:

What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's an auditor? Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets the wounded.

And drum roll, please:

What are Generally Accepted Accounting Principles? The difference between accounting theory and practice.

Fonte: Information Age: Closing the Information GAAP - L. Gordon Crovitz - 8 September 2008 - The Wall Street Journal - A17 (via César Tibúrcio)